Dear Santa,

For the new year I would like you to bring good health, peace, joy and happiness to my family and the whole world, blaοΏ½blaοΏ½bla..

For myself I want nothing, as I may be poor, but most of all I am proud and do not want favors and gifts from anyone. I will work and buy myself the presents I wish for!

Nevertheless, if you happen to pass by my neighborhood and you have enough space in your pouch, and you have nothing better to do, could you please bring me the following?

List for SantaοΏ½

1. A little patience in order to be able to deal with all that I hear and see everyday, cause believe Santa I am so fed up that I am seriously thinking of taking a dive from the White Tower!
2. A little bit of schizophrenia in order to be able to deal with the other schizophrenics who are everywhereοΏ½
3. A parking space cause I am that far from moving and begin a new life in my car! Alternatively you could bring a set of reindeers-sleigh for better resultsοΏ½
4. Also please bring me some cold, some snow, anything so I don't have to wear my bathing suit on Christmas day!
5. In case you can bring me No. 4, then I would like to kindly ask you to also bring me a gallon of petroleum (unless you have the means to reduce its world priceοΏ½)
6. A bag full of NOs to offer them to anyone that pushes me to do something that I don't want to do.
7. A man, cause I am telling you Santa I can't take this loneliness anymore (how old are you exactly?)
8. A little more brainοΏ½(more brain never hurt anybody, right?)
9. A little more brain for the rest of the people (cause this will stop hurting me!)
10. I would also like a new car, my own SPA, a villa at a suburb of Thessaloniki, a summer house in Andros, a butler, the complete line of Louis Vuitton, the complete line of Armani, a sail boat, a position at Fame Story 4οΏ½.that is not much right?

See you Soon

Katerina Kourtessi