After endless hours of study and thought�I have the pleasure of presenting 5 easy ways to increase your income!
1. Enter a Reality Game! If you are not embarrassed to eat, sleep, use the toilet, take singing lessons and blow your nose in front of hundreds of television cameras�If you can handle being locked in a studio-home and you think you can stand hardships�If you have not �sinned� in the past�If your parents and relatives have also not �sinned� in the past and can handle humiliation�If you are not married, divorced, etc�If you are fat and you want to lose weight without having to pay anything�If you are a fugitive or you simply want to escape from your ex boyfriend/girlfriend that is after you�If you were ready to get married and suddenly you regretted it and you don�t know how to tell your spouse�
Then�you are the ideal player! Enter a reality game and you will not lose! Apart from the fact that for one, two, three or more months you will do nothing, rest, and save on living expenses, you may (if the viewers like you) even win the big prize. Think about it, prepare the applications and you are ready!
Note: Make sure you apply to all TV Channels and for all Reality Games so you have better chances to be selected. Alternatively apply to any other TV Game�
2. Move outside (or inside whatever suits you best), of a lottery agency and make sure you play all games. Lotto, Joker, Football Bet (this one requires a PhD to understand its concept and it is not recommended for women unless they are related to Otto Rehagel). Alternatively buy lots and lots of lotteries from different agencies (the well known laxeia!).
3. Invent a new product! For example invent a machine that washes, dresses up, makes hair and make up, drives cars and parks the cars every time you have to go out. Alternatively invent its opposite (undresses, removes make up, puts on pajamas and puts you to sleep after you return from a night out!). Copyright your product and let the Telemarketing Channels do the rest!
4. Marry someone very rich! Replace your poor friends with rich ones, forget the good old tavernas (from now on only �in� restaurants and nouvelle cuisine for you!), take sailing and riding lessons�and a new world is there for you to discover!
Note: The specific method requires some extra but necessary expenses. In case you are unemployed and/or you have not a decent amount in your bank account, first follow one of the above methods and if you are still not satisfied move to this one!
5. I saved the good for last! THERE ARE NO WAYS TO GAIN EASY MONEY!!! Even if you decide to follow one or more of the above methods I am telling you they require, time, thought and sweat! So stick to what you already have�and keep dreaming!
Katerina Kourtessi
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